Loveology



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Reblogged from caplan

“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

sodamnrelatable:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

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THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

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(Source: caplan)


Reblogged from masalahbm
novmbr: 1.This makes me so fucking happy. 2. Idkkkk I feel like wander might not capture ‘us’ per say. Idk Idk Idk Masalah. We should keep brainstorming. It’ll probably take some time, but this one is like #1 right now. 3. Omg look at us hahaha I love this fucking moment, and that black and white. 

novmbr:

1.This makes me so fucking happy. 2. Idkkkk I feel like wander might not capture ‘us’ per say. Idk Idk Idk Masalah. We should keep brainstorming. It’ll probably take some time, but this one is like #1 right now. 3. Omg look at us hahaha I love this fucking moment, and that black and white. 

(Source: masalahbm, via ithinkim-mollyringwald)



Reblogged from resinlips

novmbr:

resinlips:

~ pajama blues ~

uke, vocals: jesika (me)
keyboard, guitar, backup vocals: geoffrey

This is so fucking good. I REALLY REALLY REALLY like this. 



Reblogged from fyeah-riversong

(Source: fyeah-riversong, via doctorwho)


Reblogged from thestanakatic

(Source: thestanakatic, via sumahaq)



Reblogged from a-little-insane

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

(via theofficialchurchofscientology)


Reblogged from thelumpster

The Seven Shittiest Sins

  • Greed: I want shit
  • Envy: I want your shit
  • Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
  • Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
  • Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
  • Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
  • Pride: I am the shit

Reblogged from kalystalorraine



my motivation to drop out of college

(Source: Spotify)


Reblogged from empiregrotesk

(Source: empiregrotesk, via novmbr)